Person 1: I'm sorry I don't feel the same way as you. As much as I love the idea of being with you, it is just that, I love the idea of love, not you.

Person 2: I'm sorry I fuck things up for us all the time. I love you so much and I know I can never tell you that which makes me a bit crazy. I hope you find someone who makes you as happy as you make me feel.

I'm also sorry to anyone who I have made feel like crap. So so sorry.

I'm sorry I can't be in your movie, Ian.

BASICALLY I WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY TO SANDY FOR CHOOSING A MALE PRO WRESTLER OVER HER AND TELLING HER THAT BANKING IS BORING!!!
--- Adam

MTV is casting for an new True Life show - check it out!

MTV True Life: I’m So Sorry

Are you ready to apologize? Have you wronged a friend, family member or loved one and are ready to come clean and ask for forgiveness? Have you been cheating on your significant other, stealing from your job or lying to your parents and can no longer handle the guilt? Or have you ruined a relationship and want to try to patch things up? What length are you willing to go to in order to make amends with someone you’ve wronged? If you’ll do anything to make things right, MTV wants to hear from you.

If you appear to be between the ages of 16 and 28, and want to say you’re sorry, email me at: helene.sherr@mtvstaff.com with your story.

Please be sure to include your name, location, phone number and photo, if possible.

To Michelle, the girl whom I've met while separately waiting for our friends to show up during Friday's (4/6) show of The Apologies. You were a friend of a friend who starred in the show, I think his name is Matt.

I am sorry that we didn't finish our conversation as promised. I am sorry that I didn't come up to you after the show and talk to you and too quickly left with my friend who was late. I am sorry I didn't offer to save you and your friend a seat so I have an excuse to talk to you. I am sorry that I was too shy to ask for your number. I am sorry for this missed opportunity because I'll forever think to myself "what if".

--- Felix

I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner that you are completely full of yourself.
--- Brick

I'm sorry that I dribbled a basketball on a caterpillar and made its internal organs squirt out its posterior end.

I'm sorry that I was late.

I'm sorry I slept through the play.
--- Henrietta

I'm sorry to myself for not giving a shit about shit I should have.
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*

I'm sorry I use the word "DUDE" with such frequency. Also "YO".
--- Josh
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*

Sorry for puposely avoiding you when I come to visit, mom & dad ...
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*

I am so sorry I came with this girl.
--- "Chris"
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*

I'm sorry that I get paid money to make kids cry & that I laugh when they do.
I'm sorry that Matt Sears crashed his car when I made him take me to see Bride of Chucky in college.
--- Lucy
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*

I'm sorry I have to watch porno to have sex with you, Missy.
--- Mike Lane
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*

I'm (sorry) apologize to the something that told me what I'm to be - for not being that yet. And consequently (-and not consequently) I have not given enough of myself to others
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*

I am sorry when I lose my patience and snap at the person(s) I am speaking with and end up upsetting them.
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*

To my mom. I make her cry too often.
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07

Kevin -
I'm sorry I overreacted and asked you if you are a sterotypical L.A. person. I wish you would forgive me. I know you have a great heart and amazing spirit. My fears got in the way.
--- Cheri
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*

I'm sorry I stuck a bottle of BAN deoderant up my cooch ~ But hey, everyone has to learn the value of quality sex toys somehow!
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/6/07*

I'm sorry I chased you down the street with a knife - you and your friends were so mean to me, and I just wanted to be like the other girls on the street.
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/6/07*

I am sorry for whatever non-biodegradable detergent choices I made as a young mom who wasked loads of diapers for both Jer & Timothy (and their 4 brothers) who all were bit by the theater bug! Ther's no known cure!
--- Jane Mather
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/6/07*

Kelly,
I'm sorry I only want to get your boyfriend high.
Casey
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/6/07*

I'm sorry I'm too often negative & inflexible.
*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/6/07*

I'm sorry I took a dump in Greg Gumbel's greenroom toilet at CBS Sports and didn't flush twice.

*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/5/07*

I'm sorry today turned out bad & we didn't get to shop for engagement rings.

*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/5/07*

Dear Miles,
I am sorry I said Usman could sleep over. I didn't think about how crazy tonight would be. I shouldn't have said yes then no.

*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/5/07*

I'm sorry for hiding your shoes.

Dear Reggie - I'm sorry I trusted you... also, I'm sorry I told you to trade in your car for a minivan.

Dear Marcelo - I'm sorry you were still in the closet while we dated.

Dear Scott - I'm sorry I was going thru a "selfish stage".

I'm sorry ex-boyfriends. You sucked. I sucked. We're even.

XO,
Veronica

I'm so sorry the condom broke : (
--- Stan

I AM SORRY THAT MADONNA'S LAWYERS ARE SO POWERFUL!
--- FERNANDO

I'm sorry my breath smells like onions.

I'm sorry my sorry is too obvious to actually write out.

I'm sorry for cheating on you. Sort of. I guess I didn't like it when it happened to me. So, I'm sorry really for the way I made you feel - not for cheating.

Not wear underwear when I should have.

*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/5/07*

I apologize to my glorious self for not listening to her well & trusting her fully & showering her with love & treats.

I'm sorry but I can't see you anymore. You're too hairy. One bush is enough!
--- (female)

I'm sorry you have a brain the size of a pea!

When I was in college, I got drunk at my friend's party & when no one was around I stole a Grateful Dead poster and stuffed it in my jacket. When I got home it was crumpled and ruined so I threw it away. I'm sorry.

Elizabeth,
Sorry for being a big pain in the ass.
Love,
William

*Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/5/07*

I'm sorry that my son had a chopstick in his eye for 18 months and I didn't know it. (He had it removed last week & he's fine.)
--- Mom

I'm sorry I evened the score.
I'm sorry that I love him.
I'm sorry that I slept with your boyfriend while you slept in the next room.
I'm sorry that we made love in your bed.
I'm sorry. We all deserve better.

Sorry I'm so tired - I work in publishing.
--- Jay

I'm sorry that you sat on me, all 300 pounds of you. I would have moved. I know you are blind. I am sorry to have seen you on the LIRR watching your video iPod. I thought you were blind. So sorry.

I'm sorry I couldn't come to your show tonight. I wanted to, I really did, but I'm still sorry I went to the last one. Not that it was bad, not at all. It was actually really great. What I'm sorry about is that I believed, when I heard your lead actress quote things I had actually said to you in real life, that the play was about you and me. I'm sorry I believed that when the lead actor didn't walk out on the relationship, when he stayed despite his terror, I believed it meant you were going to stay, too. I'm sorry I read too much into things.

I know you've got the friend in town anyway, the married one who needs you to lead him into the night toward what will be for him some kind of simulated debauchery. A drunken night out with a (technically) single guy like yourself, in Manhattan, is, for the married suburb dwellers, satisfying. But I wonder if it will be a tease, ya know? Will he return home and waste time feeling sorry for himself, wishing there were more nights like that? Will he return home and apologize, silently, to his wife for thinking such things? Or will he realize that nights out in New York City with a (technically) single guy like yourself are fun, but only for a minute? Will he end up feeling sorry for you?

My only advice for your night is this: While I know you want to show him a good time, don't slip him acid in the form of a post-meal breath mint. Remember when you did that to me? In Queens? You worried you might have to apologize to me then, but I was thrilled. It was the first truly spring-like day of the season, and we ate stinky street food and you gave me a mint, laced with LSD. Once I realized I was tripping, you took me to Roosevelt Island. There were Cherry Blossoms bursting, and we walked down the boulevard of blooms together. Our destination? Creepy abandoned insane asylum. I felt like an acid bride on her way to a haunted house honeymoon. How fitting.

I am not sorry you drugged me. I am only sorry that the day, where we were suspended in a drug-induced bliss of believing it would last forever, ever had to end.

*Read at The Apologies show on 4/5/07*

Donald

I'm so sorry i couldn't love you the way you wanted me to. I lost my chance, and you moved on. We are very compatible in so many ways, and i miss having you around. I'm sorry i told you no. I'm sorry i hurt you so much.
*Read at The Apologies show on 4/6/07*

I'm sorry I really want to see clown burlesque.

*Submitted and read during The Apologies show on 3/31/07*

I'm so sorry. I hate the way I get around him. But he drives me insane.
--- Mary

*Submitted and read during The Apologies show on 3/31/07*