Have you ever needed to say "I'm sorry" and just didn't know how - or the right moment seemed to slip away? Here is your chance to air your apologies.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
I'm sorry I chased you down the street with a knife - you and your friends were so mean to me, and I just wanted to be like the other girls on the street. *Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/6/07*
I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. --- Archie