Have you ever needed to say "I'm sorry" and just didn't know how - or the right moment seemed to slip away? Here is your chance to air your apologies.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
I'm sorry that I get paid money to make kids cry & that I laugh when they do. I'm sorry that Matt Sears crashed his car when I made him take me to see Bride of Chucky in college. --- Lucy *Submitted and read at The Apologies show on 4/7/07*
I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. --- Archie