I'm sorry for stealing the antique sauce server adorned with a bunny when we broke up. It was your X-wife's and looks like its worth something. I didn't want you to have it because you were cheating with a woman 20 years younger than yourself from the office you work at. I will return it to your X in the New Year if I decide to become more religious. --- Tracey

*Read during The Apologies show on 3/30/07*