I'm sorry I went on five dates with you, liked you, acted like I liked you, and then stopped calling you. I couldn't handle my family issues plus stress at work plus an angry email from you assuming that I hadn't called in a couple of days because I didn't like you anymore. I didn't call you even though you emailed me and demanded that I call you. I hope you are okay and I hope I never do that to anyone again, which is why I stopped online dating.

*Read during The Apologies show on 3/31/07*