I'm sorry for the way I treated you last year. You are my best friend and I really wish I had never done that at all.
I'm sorry I wasn't really the person you thought I was.
I'm sorry you didn't think of me when this happened.
I'm sorry I lied to you about everything.
I'm sorry I don't do my homework.
I'm sorry I followed you.
I'm sorry I am a fake.

--- Harry Manning
*Read at The Apologies show on 4/6/07*